i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation
Guys I said this to my dad once he laughed so hard he let me stay home
(via dangering)
- Me: gets nervous a year before a planned event
carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:
I have two moods
One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep
the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions
there is no inbetween
(via deasu)
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
(Source: tridant, via h-u-m-o-u-r)
I have more conversations in my head than in real life
(Source: hopelessbaka, via consufed)
