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Lovely

lennonlively:

i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

(via fake-mermaid)

maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

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(Source: maliciousmelons, via loner-loner)

jewbeard:

i tried to grab fog
but i mist

(via loner-loner)

tsarcasm:

trapsical:

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish

(via pizza)

bradney:

this is the only status my grandma has posted

guy:

when u see a stranger with a nice butt in public

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(via loner-loner)

i-might-be-misha:

jewsjewsjews:

My favorite line in Harry Potter. 

Just a slight diversion

paintdeath:

Beth Hoeckel

(via seahells)

sem-ser:

http://instagram.com/anacastrofv