i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like
“sorry i’m not gay”
bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy
when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end
I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.
this story was wild from start to finish